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E1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

6 min

E2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

3 min

E3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

5 min

E4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

5 min

E5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

6 min

E6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

4 min

E7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

7 min

E8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

4 min

E9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

5 min

E10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

5 min

E11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

5 min

E12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

5 min

E13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

5 min

E14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

4 min

E15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

9 min

E16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

5 min

E17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

5 min

E18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

5 min

E19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

8 min

E20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

4 min

E21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

6 min

E22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

5 min

E23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

4 min

E1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

5 min

E2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

7 min

E3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

6 min

E4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

3 min

E5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

5 min

E6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

5 min

E7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

4 min

E8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

4 min

E9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

6 min

E10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

5 min

E11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

8 min

E12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

8 min

E13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

5 min

E14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

4 min

E15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

7 min

E16. Good Morning, River View High!

4 min

E17. Welcome to Bug News

4 min

E18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

7 min

E19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

4 min

E20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

8 min

E21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!

4 min

E22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

7 min

E23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters

5 min

E24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

7 min

E25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

6 min

E1. A Cavalcade of Carreys

6 min

E2. Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

9 min

E3. Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

10 min

E4. Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce

7 min

E5. The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits

8 min

E6. Return of Streep Alert

5 min

E7. Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding

9 min

E8. Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions

8 min

E1. I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car

12 min

E2. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

11 min

E3. It's a Classic Virgin Tradition

9 min

E4. We've Actually Met Before

13 min

E5. Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind

9 min

E6. I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer

8 min

E7. Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?

7 min

E8. Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It

8 min

E9. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)

10 min

E10. Gengar Could Run a Train through Me

11 min

E11. Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906

10 min

E12. I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

10 min

E13. Mi Scusi

8 min

E14. Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips

10 min

E15. Fuck Austin Texas

12 min

E16. Magic, Love, and Coldplay

13 min

E1. Dropout America 2

8 min

E2. Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?

7 min

E3. You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That

9 min

E4. The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch

7 min

E5. Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge

7 min

E6. Win Sam Reich's Money

8 min

E7. Multigenerational Talent

8 min

E8. Breaking News: The Musical

9 min

E9. The Confrontation at Simone's House

5 min

E10. This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com

7 min

E11. The Rise of Count Dancula

8 min

E12. No News Party

5 min

E13. Make Katie Laugh

7 min

E14. The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns

6 min

E15. Puff, Puff, Pass

8 min

E16. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)

7 min

E17. I Want to Play a Game

8 min

E1. Dropout America 3

11 min

E2. Have You Seen My Pa?

9 min

E3. You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball

9 min

E4. Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick

8 min

E5. Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble

7 min

E6. Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag

9 min

E7. Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam

9 min

E8. Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons

9 min

E9. Celebrity Sleaze

9 min

E10. You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted

10 min

E11. Newscast at Bernie's

7 min

E12. One News to Break

8 min

E13. The Swing of Things

7 min

E14. I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds

8 min

E15. I Bow to You

11 min