Made in Chelsea

E1. Capitalism Makes You Beautiful

48 min

E2. When I Was Younger I Experimented With Clingfilm

48 min

E3. Babe, You're Attituding At Me

48 min

E4. No One Likes A Banjo

47 min

E5. My Mum Sometimes Calls Me Football Head

45 min

E6. Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi?

48 min

E7. You've Gotta Level The Playing Field

47 min

E8. How Do They Find Flamingo Roadkill?

47 min

E9. Je Suis Amoreuse De Toi

47 min

E10. Here's To Friendship

48 min

E11. End of Season Party

48 min

E12. Christmas Special

73 min

E1. When You're Part of the Party, You Never Want the Party to Stop

46 min

E2. What's Mine Is Mine and What's Yours We Share

47 min

E3. Sabotage Is Not Chic

47 min

E4. What's the Point of a Point to Point

48 min

E5. I'm Not Really That Gay at All

46 min

E6. Until The Book's Closed It's Open

48 min

E7. Karma's A Bitch

47 min

E8. Everyone Has Skeletons In Their Closet

46 min

E9. It's Called Dessert And Apparently It's Sucking Richard's Face

47 min

E10. At The End Of The Day, I've Got The Crazy Title. No One Can Steal That From Me

45 min

E11. End of Season Party

47 min

E1. If You Want To Crack On And Go Head To Head... You'll F****** Lose

47 min

E2. The More You Can't Have Someone... You Want Them More

47 min

E3. No One You Want At A Party Is Going To Turn Up To A Themed Party, Unless It's Versailles

47 min

E4. I Could Fall In Love With You So Easily...

47 min

E5. A Man At 23 Is A Bit Like A Girl At 15

48 min

E6. They're Wriggly Little Buggers

47 min

E7. I Think You've Got The Costume Wrong Tonight Because It's Not Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

47 min

E8. I'd Rather Die Than Be Friends With Her

47 min

E9. If I Wanted To Sleep With Other Girls, I Could

48 min

E10. I Used To Charge Younger Boys For Bunny Cuddles

48 min

E11. I Didn't Know Reindeers Actually Existed. I Thought They Were, Like, A Mythical Creature

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

48 min

E1. I Made A Mistake That I Wanted To Cover Up

48 min

E2. I Am Not A Robot

47 min

E3. Of Course I'm Going To Say I'm Straight

47 min

E4. He Is Being A Tit

47 min

E5. Kill Jamie, Marry Andy, Kiss Spencer

47 min

E6. I Wouldn't Want My Daughter Going Out With Spencer Matthews

48 min

E7. Is He A Fantastic Lay?

47 min

E8. See You Later, Spenny

48 min

E9. It's Very Rare To Find Someone Who Hasn't F*cked One Of Your Friends

47 min

E10. Hot Tubs Are Like My Nemesis

48 min

E11. She's Becoming Spencer

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

48 min

E1. I'd Have Sex With Any Of My Exes

47 min

E2. Your Friends Are All Pretty Rude

47 min

E3. If You Are Going To Play Two Girls, It's Best To Play Two Who Don't Know Each Other

46 min

E4. I Once Knew Someone Who Had A Sleeping Bag

48 min

E5. Your Buds Are Way More Important Than Any Girl

47 min

E6. Willies Aren't Such A Big Thing, We All Know That

47 min

E7. You Need to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone

47 min

E8. Let's Go For A Drink, Maybe Some Fondling

47 min

E9. Fancy A Bit Of African Holiday Sex?

47 min

E10. If You Knew Everything I'd Be In Deep Deep Trouble

47 min

E11. Miracles Happen At Christmas

46 min

E12. End of Season Party

47 min

E1. There's Gonna Be A Storm

47 min

E2. Doesn't Everyone Have Secrets?

47 min

E3. People Think I Look Like Karl Lagerfeld

48 min

E4. There's Difference Between Bro Code And Being-A-D*ck Code

47 min

E5. If Your D*ck's Working, Your Head's Working

47 min

E6. I Want To Be In Everyone's Breast Pocket, Caressing Half Of London's Nipples

47 min

E7. Everyone Loves A Toff

47 min

E8. I Was Sucked Into A World I Didn't Know

47 min

E9. You're Like A Fat Tom Daley

47 min

E10. When Are We Getting Married?

47 min

E11. I Tried So Bad, I Even Got Naked

48 min

E1. What Happens In New York, Doesn't Stay In New York

48 min

E2. You Snooze, You Lose

47 min

E3. Prudders Is A Beast

47 min

E4. I'm Not Seasonal, I'm A Timeless Classic

47 min

E5. Get Out Of The Friend Zone And Kiss Her

46 min

E6. We Could Die Tonight So Let's All Try To Be Happy

47 min

E7. Welcome To My Playpen

47 min

E8. Someone Needs To Watch The Sheep When The Shepherd's Away

47 min

E9. It's Like Looking At Bambi Before She Gets Shot

47 min

E10. You Need To Grow Up And Be A Man, Period!

48 min

E11. Do You Know What Carrying Around My Past Does To People?

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

47 min

E1. Let's Go And Get More Tanned

47 min

E2. They Were Literally Just Force Feeding Us Relationship Foie Gras

47 min

E3. Oh My God, Tonsil Tennis Galore

47 min

E4. I Don't Want Two Girlfriends, I Want One Girlfriend

47 min

E5. I Find It Impossible Not To Think About The Terracotta

46 min

E6. The Last Time I Saw Him I Was Naked In A Forest

48 min

E7. She's Coming Round To My House For Cocktails And A Bit Of Foreplay

47 min

E8. What A Mortifying Insight Into People's Choice Of Nightwear

47 min

E9. There Are Two Types Of People In The World; Radiators And Drains

47 min

E10. 100th Episode Special

48 min

E11. A Surprise Awaits Below The Surface

47 min

E12. Relationships Shouldn't Be Stressful

48 min

E1. No One Ever Kicks Me Out of Bed

48 min

E2. You Look Like A Unicorn

47 min

E3. You're Digging Yourself A Grave

47 min

E4. He Lives And Breathes Vagina

47 min

E5. I've Heard He's Quite A Thorough Lover

47 min

E6. You Don't Get Anywhere In Life Without Visualising The End Goal

47 min

E7. We Were Like Two Peas In A Pod, And Now I'm Just One Pea

47 min

E8. I Feel Like I've Been Put In A Naughty Corner

47 min

E9. I'm All Over The Place Right Now, Emotionally And Florally

47 min

E10. There's A Jamie Shaped Hole In My Life

47 min

E11. He’s Making An Armageddon Of Mistakes

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

47 min

E1. I Used To Snog Girls In The Towel Cupboard... Naked

47 min

E2. Everyone Dates Everyone... That's Just What We Do

47 min

E3. My Mum Likes Getting Her Boobs Out When She's Drunk, It's Fine

47 min

E4. It's So Hard Talking To Someone Whose Face Doesn't Move

47 min

E5. Why Am I Keeping All Your Secrets?

47 min

E6. You Need To Find Someone Who Is Weird, Who You Can Be Weird With

47 min

E7. I Was Considering Nipple Tassles

47 min

E8. Go Get The Girl

48 min

E9. Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat

48 min

E10. One Normally Has A Different Tea Service For Every Room

47 min

E11. Marry The Idiot

48 min

E12. The Aftermath

47 min

E1. I Genuinely Believe He Thinks He's In A Disney Film

48 min

E2. Every Time Francis Paints A Girl’s Heart Is Broken

47 min

E3. You Have Got Naughty Little Thing Written All Over Your Face

48 min

E4. Kanye West, What Is That?

47 min

E5. Well You Haven’t Seen My Giant Silver Ostrich

47 min

E6. I Don’t Care About Quinoa

47 min

E7. Get Off Your High Horse

47 min

E8. I’m Wearing His Boxers Today And They’re Enormous

47 min

E9. My Libido Is Going Bang Right Now

47 min

E10. I’m On A Bratwurst Hunt

47 min

E11. You Didn’t Put Any Breathing Holes In Here

47 min

E12. Christmas Party

47 min

E1. It’s The Next Chapter

47 min

E2. You Just Crave Sex and Carbs

47 min

E3. Fred, You Have A Girlfriend You Moron

47 min

E4. Homewrecker, One O’Clock

47 min

E5. It Looks Like You Are Obsessed With Me

47 min

E6. He Said They Didn’t Kiss, He Said They Fondled

47 min

E7. If I Could Punch You In The Face I Would

47 min

E8. Marriage Is Inevitable

47 min

E9. Mate, I Got Myself In A Little Bit Of A Situation

47 min

E10. I’m Not This Good A Liar

48 min

E11. This Is Not A Baby Shower, This Is A Fricking Carnival

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

48 min

E1. I Don’t Like Vegans, I Don’t Like Feminists And I Don’t Like People Who Are Gluten Free

47 min

E2. It’s Just Difficult To Tell Your Friends What’s Going On

47 min

E3. Our Future Is Doomed

47 min

E4. The Boy Learnt To Walk In Loaffers, He Will Probably Die Wearing His Loaffers

47 min

E5. I Don’t Think You Can Have A Proper Relationship Until You’ve Had Your Heart Broken

47 min

E6. Aluminium Is Not Really My Style

47 min

E7. We Don’t Need To Go Down Memory Lane Dude

47 min

E8. I Won’t Have A Buffet Until I’m Dead

47 min

E9. Two Can Play At That Game

47 min

E10. I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat

47 min

E11. Who Do You Think Deserves A Good Whipping This Year?

48 min

E12. Christmas Ding Dong

47 min

E1. I Wanna Know Who She Is And Where She’s Come From

48 min

E2. Mimi Has Got A Boyfriend, Everyone Else Stay Calm

47 min

E3. Honestly, I’ve Never Felt Like This Before

47 min

E4. I’m Tortoise Sitting For My Neighbour

47 min

E5. Therapy Is Therapeutic, This Is Not Therapy

47 min

E6. Don’t Look At Me When You’re Taking Your Pants Off Please

47 min

E7. He Needs A Taste Of His Own Medicine

47 min

E8. I Literally Just Tried To Talk Dirty In Latin

47 min

E9. No One Wants To Shag Just A Personality

47 min

E10. It Is Baller To Be Bad In Bed

48 min

E11. Darling, Sabotage Is Such An Ugly Word

47 min

E12. End of Season Party

47 min

E1. If That’s A Slapped A* Then Slap Me Now

47 min

E2. I Hate When My Human Side Comes Out

47 min

E3. I Love It When You Get Deep And Dirty

47 min

E4. Rule Number One, Never Give Back The Diamonds Darling

47 min

E5. I Shan’t Be Climbed

47 min

E6. You’re A Beggy Little Bitch

47 min

E7. Some Would Say That I’m The King Of A Gesture

47 min

E8. I’m Going To Redeem Myself And Make Sure Everyone Loves Me

47 min

E9. You And I Have Gone Down A Very Dark Track

47 min

E10. I Was Too Blind To Hear It

47 min

E11. I Think The Best Thing About Christmas Is Once It’s All Over

46 min

E12. Big Christmas Quiz

47 min

E1. We Do Complicated, Don't We?

47 min

E2. You Showed My Friend’s Mum Your Testicle

47 min

E3. She's Like A Little Slippery Eel

47 min

E4. I Was Like The Funny Nice Douche, He’s Just A Douche

47 min

E5. This Boy Is Getting In Between Our Friendship

47 min

E6. She’s A Very Odd Bird

47 min

E7. Can We Have Another Sexual Revolution Please?

46 min

E8. I Need To Find A Tree And Feed It Chocolate

47 min

E9. Sometimes When You’re Drunk, The Truth Does Come Out

47 min

E10. Maybe Suck On A Sweet While I Tell You This

47 min

E11. I’m Gonna Meghan Markle Myself

46 min

E12. Some People Are Off Limits

47 min

E13. As Far As The Wrongest Thing You’ve Ever Done, This Ain’t That Bad

47 min

E1. Victoria, I Will Never Die

44 min

E2. Right, I’ve Got A Little Bit Of A Situation

46 min

E3. This Is Something That Chelsea Lacks – Common Decency!

45 min

E4. I’m The Opposite Of A Narcissist

45 min

E5. Who Brought Maeva?

47 min

E6. I Don’t Know How Many More Nails We Can Put In The Coffin

47 min

E7. He Must Be Great In The Sack

47 min

E8. He Needs To Go To Better Lad School

44 min

E9. Let’s Break Some Bread

45 min

E10. If Anyone Could Ride A Lion It’s Tristan

46 min

E11. The Dudelsack Is Out!

45 min

E12. Argentina Baby

47 min

E13. I Wish I Was A Narcissist

47 min

E14. I Have A Girlfriend... On Paper

45 min

E15. Let's Get Married

46 min

E16. End of Yah Quiz

47 min

E1. I Need My Binky Back

46 min

E2. I Like Playing In The Danger Zone

46 min

E3. I Don't Care If It's My Battle Or Not

46 min

E4. If You're Secure In Your Relationship, It Shouldn't Be An Issue

47 min

E5. 99% Of The Population Will Understand What I'm Saying

47 min

E6. She Doesn't Trust Him To Be Around Me

46 min

E1. 3AM is Prime Time Booty Call

47 min

E2. You're Leaving A Couple Of Vipers For Another Couple Of Vipers

43 min

E3. With Great Rig Comes Great Responsibility

47 min

E4. I Did Something Really Bad

45 min

E5. You're My Friend, But I Also Quite Wanna Kiss You

45 min

E6. Once The Sex Is Gone, The Relationship Is Gone

47 min

E7. I Can Get Hard If You Need Me To, Clive

47 min

E8. You Get Angry At Your Own Voice

46 min

E9. Crumbs

47 min

E10. She Just Got A Bit Over Familiar

47 min

E11. Ctrl + Alt + Delete Habbs

47 min

E12. The Wedding

47 min

E1. It's Just...Lighting The Match

47 min

E2. Stop Spitting On My Mink!

47 min

E3. Julius Is Nursing A Semi

47 min

E4. I Don't Play Hard To Get

46 min

E5. I've Had More Comfortable Gynaecological Appointments

47 min

E6. The Thing With You Maeva Is You're Just Slightly Misunderstood

47 min

E7. I'm Coming From A Good Place...For Once

47 min

E8. We've Just Had A Nice Friendly Jacuzzi... What's Up With That?

46 min

E9. I'm Moody, If You're Broody

46 min

E10. Hurry Up And Break Up With Your Boyfriend

47 min

E11. I Will Skateboard On Your Head

47 min

E12. Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here

46 min

E1. Did You Miss Me a Little Bit?

47 min

E2. You're Literally Pouring Gasoline on the Fire

47 min

E3. I Think You're Dismissed Now

47 min

E4. Trust is Built in Droplets and Lost in Buckets

47 min

E5. I Want a Man Who Buys Me Diamonds, Not Silver

47 min

E6. My Heart Was Made Into Beef Carpaccio

47 min

E7. If They Get Married I Will Eat My Own Scrotum

47 min

E8. This is a Very Big Red Flag in Front of a Very Scary Bull

46 min

E9. I’m Sorry for Having a Moment of Weakness

47 min

E10. Big Dig Energy

47 min

E11. Christmas: I Didn’t Realise How Well Endowed You Were

47 min

E12. Christmas (2)

48 min

E1. She's Like a Snake in Sheep's Clothing

47 min

E2. I'm Back

46 min

E3. Fashion Is Repulsive

48 min

E4. The Truth Always Comes Out

47 min

E5. I'll Literally Regret It Forever

47 min

E6. Let's Give It Another Go

47 min

E7. Is There No Decorum Anymore?

47 min

E8. Silence Speaks Volumes

47 min

E9. This Is His Worst Nightmare

47 min

E10. Why Be Kind When You Can Be a Bitch?

47 min

E1. Miles is My Little Protégé

47 min

E2. She’s Burnt More Bridges Than There Are in London

47 min

E3. You Are the Bane of My Life and the Love of My Life

47 min

E4. She Just Kept Talking Like A Dishwasher

47 min

E5. You're Not George Clooney

47 min

E6. I'm A One Guy Kinda Girl

47 min

E7. Take Your Red Bus And Shove It Up Your Ars*h*le

47 min

E8. I've Got A Feeling I Might Like Her More Than Julius

47 min

E9. You Don't Really Know Someone Until You Kiss Them

47 min

E10. Maeva Is Definitely The Head Of The Snake

47 min

E1. I’ve Never Felt More Single In My Life

46 min

E2. I Want You to be Happy In a ‘More Is More’ Way

47 min

E3. In England We Play Happy Families

47 min

E4. I’ve Heard Quieter Chihuahuas

47 min

E5. If Lily's Tongue Wasn't Down Billy's Throat It Was Up Harvey's Arse

46 min

E6. I'm Living In His Head Rent Free

46 min

E7. It Was Cringy, It Was Creepy and I Did It

47 min

E8. I Can't Argue With Stupid

47 min

E9. Rosé and Emotions Got the Better of Me

46 min

E10. One Of You Needs To Bite The Bullet

47 min

E11. The Only Pain I Want in My Life is Champagne

47 min

E1. Don't Get Dickmatized By This Man

47 min

E2. We Love The Grey Zone

46 min

E3. And The Pot Has Been Stirred

47 min

E4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Get With Olivia Bentley

47 min

E5. Here's Your Box Of Bullshit

47 min

E6. You're Going To Have To Park Your Principles In Your Ass Right Now

47 min

E7. My Eyes Just Did Five Blackflips

48 min

E8. I'm Looking For A Nicer, Calmer Life

47 min

E9. He's The Epitome Of A Wet Wipe

47 min

E10. You're Not Going To Police Who I Can And Can't Be Friends With

48 min

E1. He Likes Gardening, You Like Gucci

47 min

E2. Did We Witness A Pantomime?

47 min

E3. I Wanna Release My Freak

47 min

E4. Exes Be Gone

47 min

E5. Have I Let Go Of The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me?

47 min

E6. I Always Get Sucked Back In

47 min

E7. There Was An Absolute Vibe

47 min

E8. Doesn't She Look Like a Tall Glass of Champagne?

47 min

E9. "I Put Onions On Hot Dogs, So Might As Well Put Them On Caviar"

47 min

E10. "Is Your Ego That Big?"

47 min

E1. I Think She's Got Gentry in Her

48 min

E2. He's Literally a Slimy Slug, He's Very Slug-Esque

48 min

E3. Am I Like a Pawn In a Bigger Game?

E4. You've Got to Shoot Your Shot

E5. We're Turning Back Time In Our Face, Not In Our Relationships

E6. Do You Still Have Feelings For Me?

E7. All the Other Rabbits Are Also Fighting Me For the Carrot

E8. You Are Cock Blocking Yourself

E9. You Can't Reheat the Soufflé, If You Know What I Mean?

E10. That Sounds a Bit Bootycally

E1. Maldives: Sometimes You Need to Think About Your Clitoris (1)

48 min

E2. Maldives: I've told you porkies (2)

E3. There is no line this kid won't cross

47 min

E4. You had yourself some naked cuddles

47 min

E5. My heart just went pitter-patter

46 min

E6. It's supposed to sound like a nun's fart in a cemetery

46 min

E7. I am out of everyone's league

46 min

E8. Demon to demon, we need to have a conversation

46 min

E9. Don't blame a clown for being a clown

46 min

E10. Ralph Lauren on the outside, bad boy in the inside

46 min

E1. Thailand: At the end of the day I've got the guy, she doesn't (1)

E2. Thailand: Out with mummy, in with milfy (2)

E3. This Is Not Arguing, This Is Sexual Tension

E4. I drunk called him the other night, accidentally on purpose

E5. If she's hurt, then I'm hurt and then I will hurt you

E6. Episode 6

E7. Episode 7

E8. We’re So Back

E9. Episode 9

E10. Episode 10

E1. Episode 1

E2. Episode 2

E3. Episode 3

E4. Episode 4

E5. Episode 5

E6. Episode 6

E7. Episode 7

E8. Episode 8

E9. Episode 9

E10. Episode 10